Friday, November 25, 2011

Turkey Shit

May this give your one remaining withered eye what amounts to a sparkle as we celebrate the freedom to stand in line at 4 a.m. on this turkiest of days. Remember - they hate us because they're jealous of our freedom to express ourselves through vanity plates. This may be as close as I get to Phil Ochs...

Thursday, November 10, 2011


The Universe is the Practical Joke of the General
at the Expense of the Particular, quoth FRATER
PERDURABO, and laughed.
But those disciples nearest to him wept, seeing the
Universal Sorrow.
Those next to them laughed, seeing the Universal
Below these certain disciples wept.
Then certain laughed.
Others next wept.
Others next laughed.
Next others wept.
Next others laughed.
Last came those that wept because they could not
see the Joke, and those that laughed lest they
should be thought not to see the Joke, and thought
it safe to act like FRATER PERDURABO.
But though FRATER PERDURABO laughed
openly, He also at the same time wept secretly;
and in Himself He neither laughed nor wept.
Nor did He mean what He said.

from The Book of Lies by Aleister Crowley